Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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