CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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