Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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