I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize