I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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