youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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