you would pick up someone in the library
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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