Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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