no. you can't hotbox the world.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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