sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think your dad took our porno
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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