He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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