so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
no you cant smoke seaweed
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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