My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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