he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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