"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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