rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i drank out of a bidet.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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