They should really pass out barf bags in church
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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