i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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