their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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