THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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