We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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