This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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