What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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