I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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