Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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