when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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