I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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