clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Text me some of your sweat
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