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(650): View more from California

oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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(440): View more from Ohio

Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?

(1-440): View more from Ohio

because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?

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(440): View more from Ohio

i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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(512): View more from Texas

Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.

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(602): View more from Arizona

The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.

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