But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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