Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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