Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Four minutes until I can fart!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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