I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize