just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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