Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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