Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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