My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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