I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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