normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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