We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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