Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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