She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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