yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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