id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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