Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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