we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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