Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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