she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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