I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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