The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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