i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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