can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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