i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
